omfg_its_jephax ([info]omfg_its_jephax) wrote,
2005-09-06 15:42:00
HEYYYYYY!
I'm Jepha.
Yeahhhhhh.
I don't really know how to explain me.

SO YEAH.

Here's some things you might wanna know about me.
Y'know.
For things to talk about if you're afraid to come up to studly Jeph Howard and have nothing to talk about.

-Yeah, my real name is Jepha.
-My parents are divorced. -sobweepcry.- I really don't care.
-Uh ohhh, only child. That means there'll be no one to carry on the Howard name 'cause...
-I'M GAY!!
-I am 5'7"
-I used to have dreadlocks. Shut up.
-I am a VEGETARIANNN. So don't take me out to a steak dinner, boysss.
-I believe in UFOs.
-I used to be a boy scout. No, I do not still have the outfit, you kinky fucks.
-I talk to myself. A lot.
-I've got 10 piercings. Only like..3 that you can see. And I've got tattoos. Obviously.
-I play bass guitar. And I sing. Hell yes.
-I like being on the computer, playing video games, and drawing.
-I love you.

BY THE WAYYYYYY.
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[info]kill_a_rockstar

September 6 2005, 23:04:23 UTC 6 years ago

I used to have dreadlocks. Shut up.

A little advice, never admit that to anyone again.

Oh and Hi!

[info]omfg_its_jephax

September 6 2005, 23:36:10 UTC 6 years ago

Ack, do I wanna know why?

Hey!

[info]ieroisfun

September 7 2005, 00:57:42 UTC 6 years ago

-Hi
-My name is Frank.
-I was born October 31st.
-I'm gay too, go us!
-I'm 5'4"
-We have the dreadlocks thing in common.
-How could you not love me?

[info]omfg_its_jephax

September 7 2005, 11:11:15 UTC 6 years ago

FINALLY.
Someone else who used to have dreadlocks.
And is gay.
I think we shall get along famously, Frank.

[info]sup__derek

September 7 2005, 02:46:24 UTC 6 years ago

Frank is too fast. He beat me to it.
But I'm still cool enough to be like, hi.

I'm Batman Derek.
I have no idea how tall I am.
But it's probably somewhere in the high fives.
I love you too.
So says my sn.
derek loves you
See? Told you.

[info]omfg_its_jephax

September 7 2005, 11:11:53 UTC 6 years ago

Wow, I'm loved!
SpidermancouldpwnBatman

[info]sup__derek

September 7 2005, 23:05:27 UTC 6 years ago

Yes, wow, right?
don't make me kick your ass. spiderman blows.

[info]omfg_its_jephax

September 8 2005, 00:32:44 UTC 6 years ago

Very wow!
yeahhh, like you could kick my ass with an alter ego as lame as batman.

[info]sup__derek

September 8 2005, 03:13:29 UTC 6 years ago

Like wo, wow?
at least batman has a cape and chizzled ab plate. beat that.

[info]omfg_its_jephax

September 8 2005, 11:01:42 UTC 6 years ago

I can't say 'like wo' without getting disgusted with myself.
well spiderman can climb walls, and shoot webs, and wears spandex. bitch. ;x

[info]sup__derek

September 8 2005, 20:32:16 UTC 6 years ago

I say 'like wo' all the time.
And am most certainly not disgusted with myself.
batman wears spandex. and he can fly and doesn't need webbing to fling him from building to building. because he's too cool for that.

[info]ge_way

September 7 2005, 04:17:15 UTC 6 years ago

I think I'll jus' follow the crowd...

I'm Ge!
I was born a lot of years younger than you
You're very old.
I have a brother an' he's the best
I guess... I like boys too. Mmhmm.
I eat meat an' I don't have piercings
'Cause piercings hurt
An' I love you, too!!

[info]omfg_its_jephax

September 7 2005, 11:13:38 UTC 6 years ago

..Thanks for making me feel old?
Nah, it's okay.
And yay! I'm loved!
YOU SHOULD BE A VEGETARIAN.
I'm going to make you become one. Even if I have to...
Damn. Everything I thought of doing to force you to become a vegetarian sounded way too kinky.
OH WELL.
I'm done now.

[info]ge_way

September 9 2005, 15:32:26 UTC 6 years ago

...Oh. Well. It doesn't matter, 'cause meat tastes realgood anyway. Yes.

[info]omfg_its_quinn

September 8 2005, 00:48:04 UTC 6 years ago

I can't follow this crowd because you already know me to well.Almost...too well. -sigh- Oh well.

Oh yeah. And uhh..Jephhhh....


I raped you in your sleep last night.

[info]omfg_its_jephax

September 8 2005, 01:36:42 UTC 6 years ago

Oh well. At least you tried.

SO THAT'S WHY I WOKE UP HARD. Dammit, Quinn.

[info]omfg_its_quinn

September 8 2005, 02:01:35 UTC 6 years ago

I know. I'm good at trying things.

I'm sorryyyyy! Did your ass hurt too? If it did, I'm sorry for that also.

[info]omfg_its_jephax

September 8 2005, 11:02:51 UTC 6 years ago

I'm not.

Yeah!! I thought I'd like..slept wrong or something. Did you even use effing lube? God damn. ;_;

[info]omfg_its_quinn

September 8 2005, 22:07:01 UTC 6 years ago

I'm sorry to hear that.

I might have...I don't think I shall tell you because then you'll get mad at me.
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